Dear Internet,
It’s Gemma GemGems here today, and don’t ask but I have Decided that I now answer to GemGems and will correct you if you try and call me GEMMA , oh yes I will.
I wanted to tell you all about how I was a clever girl and used the WC all day in creche today without one single teeny tiny accident despite all the fun distracting toys and games but instead Mama says I have to tell you about something Lily did today because Mama wants to remember when we are older and more adolescent and disagreeable.
You see, Lily told Mama this morning that she loved Mama very much and that Mama was her best Mama. She also said she loved Rosie lots and lots and that Rosie was very mostest cute and when Mama brought Rosie to creche at the end of the day Lily was delighted because she had missed ‘Rosie Bum’ very much indeed.
Lily can be such a sop.
I gave Rosie my dum dum. I reckon that means more than a million zillion missed very muches.
Love,
Gemgems.
