A message from Rosie

Dear Internet,

It’s ME, Miss Rosie Bum Keane and please don’t snigger because that is MY name.

At least my big sister Pilly says so and she also says that it is not nice to make fun of names and I think I should take the advice of a girl called ‘Pilly’ seriously on that point. After all, my other sister seems to be called Gemmaguts.

Anyway, here’s the thing, Internet.

That wasn’t very nice to go sticking needles in my drumsticks.

Not one bit.

I am not very impressed and you better not do it again, mama lady, or I will give even worse Hurt Shock Face and Shrieking.

Also, it hurts now whenever I move my drumsticks and I can’t help when I move them and it kind of seems to be a lot and that is why I have been an utter grizzle bum and it is all the fault of the needles.

I think I’ll throw in a little light fever for good measure.

Now remember what I told you all, Internet. No more sharp things in MY drumsticks.

I’m glad we had this little chat,

Miss R Bum.

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